closet pimp


man in his 20’s who wears emo gl-sses and rocks out solo to emo songs in his room while self-loathing, but proceeds to go home with chicky-poos weekend after weekend after weekend, some having a 5 o’clock shadows down below.
after hating on himself for a month straight, j.a. proved he was a closet pimp, by going home with different girls on 3 consecutive nights, only to hate himself again in the morning

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