Closet Poker
a man who plays pokemon go in secret. typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. they can be spotted by their social media post denouncing pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
jesse is always d-gg-ng pokemon go on social medi, and i bet he’s a closet poker who secretly loves men and pokemon.
#pokemon #gay #jesse #social media
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