Closet Pooper


a person who is scared to p–p in a public washroom while other people are in it. this person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to p–p.
sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and sara was a closet p–per.

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