Closet Poptart
a person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly “comes out of the closet,” in an unexpected and rapid manner.
i thought jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at becky’s sweet 16. f-cking closet poptart!
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