Closet Puker
a person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
did you guys see jayson puke last night?
no.
oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. he pukes when no one is looking.
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