closet punk


1. someone who dress like punk when by them selves or with other punkers but doesnt do it to show the punk love

2. a song by dri
1. johnny says he likes punk, but hes just a closet punk

2.you think your real cool
starting fights at school
and writing stupid lines like “anarchy rules”
you don’t even know what anarchy is
you never will and you never did
you’re a closet punk
you closet punk

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