Closet slob


noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. for example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
on the surface, jenny is a really nice girl. but beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.

Read Also:

  • clpwned

    clowned and pwned at the same time. clpwned is when someone gets knocked out by a slap from a friend on a dare, and all his friends laugh at him as his unconscious body falls on a bag of empty beer cans.

  • club dub

    the parking lot night club of cooper city, florida located at the wendy’s parking lot on stirling road where everyone goes on a sat-rday night because theres nothing else to do in cooper city. hey the party just got broken up, meet me at club dub. the wendy’s located on foothill drive in salt lake […]

  • Cock Pigeon

    a woman who, like a h-rny pigeon, coos while bouncing on your c-ck. all i head from dave’s room was “coo coo ooo cooo” – he was totally f-cking a c-ck pigeon.

  • collectively conscious

    an idea that, because of ancestral similarities and instinct, people generally agree with. although d-ck and i are on opposite sides of the political spectrum, we both agree, by collective consciousness (collectively conscious), that killing is wrong.

  • Columbian Ass War

    a type of game where you place your hands on your hips and charge at your opponent with great force until your -sses meet. whoever is still standing masters that round my friends duncan, leo, and, eric played columbian -ss wars all day long!


Disclaimer: Closet slob definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.