closeted coward
someone who is secretly a coward, but puts up a brave front until trouble appears.
doesn’t want to admit they are scared of a lot of things. the term goes a bit deeper into their personality than being just a “p-ssy” or “wuss”
ex:
jake: wow! that guy shane is so cool! he said he’d take on those bullies head on!
ashley: he says that all the time. he’s actually a closeted coward. once those bullies show up he’ll run screaming.
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