closeter
one that is bi or gay, however still in the closet. someone who is secretly gay or bi and will frequent h-m-s-xual dating apps looking for a member of the the same s-x to have intercourse with.
kevin was on grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted cindy’s boyfriend in his search results…that is a closeter if i ever saw one
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