Closing the Curtains
closing the curtains is an action.
when you ‘close the curtains’ you are actually preparing to m-st-rb-t-. you close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in l-st.
masturbation l-st curtains
-someone comes in the door-
“kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?”
“umm, i was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness”
“okay kim, okay”
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