closos
a common combination between the “cl” “o” and “sos” emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. it is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.
*in text message*
1: “hey, did you do that history homework?”
2: “of course i did, you closos.”
1: “what?”
2: “nothing…”
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