Clostridium botulinum
a deadly bacterium. has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. a telltale sign of these little b-gg-rs are bulged bottoms of canned goods. the toxin it produces can cause death within a day.
person 1: dude, wanna eat some spam? i’ll open a can for you.
person 2: hey bro, don’t open that. the bottom’s bulged.
person 2: so? what does that mean?
person 1: bro, that thing’s infested with clostridium botulinum.
-throws spam in trash bin-
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