clot

jamaican pr-nounciation of “clothe” meaning a tampon as used in swear words like “blood clot” or “bomba clot”
the glob of gelatinous blood that the body creates to stop bleeding.
vadim was cut by a throwing knife. as the blood spilled forth from his throbbing artery, the clotting factors were exposed to various proteins. these proteins caused the clotting cascade to begin and eventually a sticky fibrin mesh was laid down. platelets then began adhering to this mesh and eventually the bleeding stopped.
the way that you are and the things that you do – those are the ways of a clot
oh douglas… you clot!
an idiot. mostly used as a generic insult.
you know the way that you are and the things that you do? those are the ways of a clot.
a derogatory slang term targeted toward a woman. synonymous with b-tch or c-nt. inferred reference to that special time of the month when women are particularly annoying due to pms and menstrual bleeding.

also see clotbag
jim: what the f-ck is up lisa’s -ss?
dave: i have no idea. she’s such a f-cking clot!
(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your p-n-s after you have penetration (v-g-n-l) s-x with a female who is having her period.
after several dates and several excuses ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. she figured it was safe, that she couldn’t get pregnant then.
the red dots that your female lover picks off your c-ck after she has f-cked you whilst on her period
she was on the rag last night but i pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. when we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off w-lly.