clothesphobia
a disease of someone who hates clothes (because they are afraid of them) and would excell greatly as a professional stripper.
she was diagnosed with clothesphobia and stripped down at half time during out lacrosse game.
a person who hates clothes (almost to the point that they are afraid of them) and would excell as a professional stripper, however, denys the fact repeatedly.
jessica fletcher
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