clothespin
a girl who is so tight that when you’re done f-cking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your d-ck.
d-mn you can hang clothes from that girls p-ssy! she’s a clothespin!
a girl who is so tight that when you’re done f-cking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your d-ck.
d-mn, that girl is a clothespin. my d-ck is all red and hurts to touch.
you pin clothespins, and they don’t fall. they keep the laundry from getting dirty.
they’re beautiful.
they can even be used as paperclips! so versatile!!! how can we, as humans, even compare to such things?!?!
loki: i have an army.
tony: we have a clothespin.
a female who opens her legs when her head is squeezed, like a clothespin.
jill is a clothespin because when jack filled her head up with compliments, it led her to give it up to him.
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