clothespin hoe
hoes that love d-ck so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven’t washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks – but that b-tch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.
“i stopped at billy’s the other day – must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel.”
“what?! did he have a b-tch over there?”
“yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!”
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