cloud murderer
an unflappably optimistic and sunny person; a term generally used by pessimists and nihilists who’ve had their dark mood spoiled by a random act of kindness.
person a: “woah, what happened to you? you’re smiling!”
person b: “i know… this f-cking cloud murderer came out of nowhere, told me they liked my jacket, handed me a flower, and told me to have a nice day! i didn’t know what to do, so i smiled back and said thank you…”
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