Cloudspine
the cloudspine is also known as your choda.
“so i went a little crazy with my razor the other day;i gave myself a nice little set of pubic racing stripes, shaved my b-lls,and decided i would shave my cloudspine too. bad impulse idea. now, whenever i walk my cloudspine hair rubs and it hurts like a bitach.”
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