Clovdyx


aka, captain awesome. he is irresistibly hot, and women cannot help but drool over him. he succeeds in everything he does, mainly because he is d-mn near perfect.

basically, he f-cking rules.
girl: clovdyx is so f’ing hot, i want him.
boyfriend: i’d get mad, but he’d kick my -ss.

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