Cloverdale

a small town in northern california where there is absolutley nothing to do. youth parties usually involve a male to female ratio of 12:1, which usually leads to violence due to boredom and lack of s-xually active females. even worse, the females who are good looking and s-xually active are either with a boyfriend, or slept with half the people in her group of friends. the males are known for fighting without honor, meaning a one-on-one fight will never happen. most males act tough only when several friends are behind them ready to jump in team up on a single person who is couragous enough to stand up for his/her self. this often happens to non-cloverdale residents, because they are quickly outnumbered, and it allows those who talk tough with friends behind them feel like bad-sses, when in fact they are anything but. a cloverdale resident rarely ventures out of town for fun, unless he/she realizes just how lame the town actually is.-

-(note)– a growing number of residents have been leaving town every weekend, especially males, because they prefer fun (girls, peace, and intelligence) over drunken male idiocracy with stuck up so-so females sprinkled in….

there are basically 3 groups of people here that stick together

1.mexicans- best partiers, cheapest fighters (talk sh-t only when 8 people are willing to help them in an altercation.)

2.hicks-most honor, kindest, most ignorant and least willing to accept outsiders

3.haters-always talk sh-t cuz they have 8 people ready to jump in at any time if you say something back. secretly hated by everyone, yet tolerated. always ruins a good time. biggest downfall of cloverdale. biggest p-ss-es and sh-t-talkers.

cloverdale:

it has been reported in the press democrat to have the 2nd worst unemployment in the county and the highest percentage rate of divorce, high school dropouts, 3rd in teen pregnancy, and also leads the county in lowest sat scores, and leads by a large margin in court ordered rehab/jailtime due to alcohol related arrests in percentage rates.

one theory is that all who are intelligent or good looking have left over thae past 35 years, so only unintelligent, ignorant people keep breeding with eachother. the only people who are good-looking and arent stupid are new to the town (within 40 years), or are part of a family that has been here for 100 or more years.

fact: the cloverdale 2006 graduation rate was a lowly 66%
nate: g-d d-mn i really love unfair fights. i love drinking with all my guys, and i just hate getting p-ssy.

john: no kiddin’ boi, i love cloverdale
mane, if anyone comes her we don’ rec-o-nize, les kick is -ss!

nate: good idea brother! lets just talk sh-t to anyone we dont recognize! i love being ignorant if more than papas pizza!!

john: yea, p-ssy is overrated anyways. why f-ck a girl when i can just be a d-ck all night and jack off when i get home? i could always chase them freshmeat, i mean freshmen…. o yea and f-ck healdsburg!

nate: yea, and rosa, and willits ukiah windsor san fran. if you dont live here your f-gs!!!! hahaha

and f-ck girls too! and chinese people haha
d-mn zippa heads

john: f-ck college! im smarta den all dem dummies!!!

and most of all, f-ck all you open minded f-gs!!!!!!!!!

note: i live in cloverdale, and i have several friends here as well. this is meant as a parody, so chill the f-ck out if youre p-ssed, otherwise youre simply confirming what is written up above. all you that live here know its mostly true anyways so go- ahead ang get a giggle out of it and give the thumbs up on this sh-t…
a small town in sonoma county (nor cal) where there is not sh-t to do
wyatt “lets go do something.”

greg “we cant, we’re in cloverdale.”
a place in surrey b.c.,
pretty much the only safest place in surrey!
home of the cloverdale rodeo
known for it’s gangster’s and cowboys!
omg cloverdale rocks!