Cloverfielded
to have one of your possessions completely ravaged so that is looks like new york city post-cloverfield.
“wtf happened to your car?!”
“it was cloverfielded when this b-tch who backed her car into me in the parking lot.”
to get your hopes crushed by a movie you thought was going to be really awesome. usually sends the viewer into a blind rage that can only be tempered by playing super mario 64.
chris- cloverfield looked so awesome but i only got half of a movie.
jeremy- well man you just got cloverfielded. (chris breaks down in tears)
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