Clown Crown


your typical male pattern baldness. hair that resembles a clowns wig. a horse shoe style of baldness
“i shave my head because i don’t feel comfortable rocking a clown crown.”

“don’t be ashamed. david cross, alan arkin, john malkovich, ed harris and robert duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as f-ck.”

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