Clown Penis Syndrome


also known as cps or rudolph c-ck, clown p-n-s syndrome is when the glans (head) of the p-n-s turns bright red like a bozo the clown’s nose.

the condition can occur after trauma to the p-n-s, but cps can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.
“i got drunk and p-ssed out at my frat house. when i woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my d-ck. i was furious, but then i realized they also gave me clown p-n-s syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh.”

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