Clown Town
founded by 5 best friends from marion, indiana who grew up together, clown town is an area that may or may not be real, inhabited by people that you may or may not remember because you were just too wasted to recall anything.
in order to visit clown town one must drink to the point that they are experiencing a very heavy blackout. at this point the person will arrive in clown town but they usually will not know that they have visited clown town until the next couple of days have p-ssed and their hangover has subsided.
many things happen in clown town, but barely anything is remembered. pictures that are taken on your visit to clown town never do your trip justice, but they may serve as tools when attempting to remember your journey.
“hey johnny, where did you get that broken nose and those two black eyes?”
-“i guess i was breaking someone’s furniture and then got my -ss beat when i was in clown town.”
“guys, we all just chugged 105 fluid ounces of vodka tonic at the cactus, i guess we are going to clown town tonight.”
getting super blazed to the point where your surroundings are unrecognizable.
matt: dude! where the f-ck are we??
ryan: idk man. in clowntown!
matt: look at sarah over there in clowntown!!!!
canadian wal-mart parking lots
this place is clown town!
clinton, ma 01510
aka “clowntown”
hey man you partying up in clowntown tonight?
how many of the football (soccer) world refer to charlton athletic fc in recognition for their hilarious attempts at playing the beautiful game. clowntown are known for moaning at every opportunity and their support which is mainly made up of pikey glory-hunters.
manchester city fan: i hate manchester united the most, what football team do you have the most?
crystal palace fan: definately clowntown.
philadelphia,pa
clowntown,’nuf said. come visit the ‘hoods sometime.
when something really sucks, or if it is a person they are referred to as the “mayor of clowntown”
george w. bush is the major of clowntown.
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