clowncoin


noun. a cryptocurrency built with blockchain technology and lax ethics.
i tried to wash trade my clowncoin before exchanging them for litecoin while my hacker team based in puerto rico ran a dope pump and dump job on bitcoin, which i used to pick up even more litecoin. hardly a busy day at the market for a savvy entrepreneur and comp-ssionate dolt like me. i work hard for my money, m-th-f-kah.

q: why don’t you shut the f-ck up about your clowncoins and other b-gus currencies?
a: because the first amendment prohibits congress from making a law abridging the freedom of speech.

q: why don’t you report your clowncoins to the irs?
a: because the fourth amendment guarantees an implicit right to privacy. (my body, my p-ssy, my abortion…)

q: what can you purchase with clowncoins?
a: same sh-t as bitcoin.
gold tokens with the picture of a clown on it, that you present to someone when they act a f-ckin fool. there is no one reason to have a coin given to you but if given a clown coin, you remain whack for a 24 hour period. there are many clown coin replicas but only a true clown coin can be obtained at fun land of panama city.
what the f-ck did you just say?….b-tch! take some clown coins!

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