ClownMonger


lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased mother.

medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. in severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.
oh look; yet another clownmonger on here; ignore and avoid.

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