Club Dick
an oddly shaped d-ck, that resembles a capital t
this is will, he has a club d-ck
a long heavy d-ck that can be swung around like a club, usually striking a blow or thud when it lands on a gal’s head or chest.
michael has a huge “club-d-ck,” i love it when that thudder smacks me in the face.
everyone always wonders if john holmes used his “club-d-ck” in those bludgeoning deaths.
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