clubbing baby seals
synonymous with “shooting fish in a barrel,” relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.
should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. stick to the fish and barrel.
shooting down enemy planes from an f-22 raptor is like clubbing baby seals. it’s that easy.
an amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the sh-t out of any and all baby seals you see. a good way to release stress if you’re f-cking crazy.
guy 1: i walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our mexican chimney sweeper.
guy 2: when i have a sh-tty day i feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?
guy 1: sure, sounds fun.
the act of an older person having s-xual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they’re just too d-mn cute and you shouldn’t
john “so, what did you do last night?”
stacey “ahh you know, just went clubbing baby seals”
john “same!”
after having relations with a female who is on her period, your w-ng will have the appearance of a bl–dy club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.
yo, after i stabbed that dolphin i realized that aunt flow was in her town and when i looked in the mirror after it looked like i be clubbing baby seals b!
the proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. in other words, nothing good.
greg: what are you doing?
ros: raaaah! stand back man, i’m clubbing baby seals in here!
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