clubcom
that sh-tty job you get right out of school where you get paid almost nothing, they tell you things like free parking and soft drinks are “perks” and raises aren’t even worth asking about.
some people are content with being “lifers” which means a lifetime of either sucking d-ck, or just being too lazy to just find a better job (i.e. mcdonalds)
“ohhhh man i just graduated, i can’t wait to start working in my field!”
-bob
“don’t just take the first offer you get, you might get clubcommed”
-joe
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