Clud

a sound that is not quite a clunk, yet not quite a thud.
richard his jumped into a doorframe, hitting his head, and a loud clud sound resulted
the mixture of blood and c-m that occurs when you f-ck a virgin.
she cludded all over my bed
like clouds… only clumsy; clouds lacking substantial shape or “cloudiness”; semi-clouds
“the wispy cluds robbed the sky from its perfect cloudless condition today.”
a failed sentence after waking up from p-ssing out stoned and/or drunk.
lawl, i totally failed and have no clud
clud otherwise known as cloud,
so basically short for cloud.
lonely as a clud (clouds are sometimes lonely)
thick as a clud (clouds look thick and heavy)
light as a clud (clouds are actually light and feathery)
crip + blood = clud. often said to someone who wears red + blue at the same time. or just someone who acts both like a crip and a blood.
person 1: she’s wearing red and blue.
person 2: she’s definitely a crip.
person 3: nah, she’s a blood.
person 1: she’s a freakin clud, d-mn it.
to hit someone or something hard on the head, resulting in a concussion. similar to “to club.”
“if you keep messin’ around wit dat ho, i’ma clud yo -ss so hard you’ll wish you’d married a man instead!”