clue
a synonym for an erection.
“my clue was so huge, i almost spewed clue-goo all over joe.”
used by jokers on the internet to refer to an erection.
“yeah she gave me a clue. she gave me a raging clue!”
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a euphemism for an erect p-n-s. used almost exclusively to refer to having achieved an erection in a socially awkward circ-mstance (see example).
etmyology: the usage of this term was coined by south park creators trey parker and matt stone.
priest: “we are gathered here today to mourn the p-ssing of our dear beloved-,”
john: “psst! joe! i’ve got a total raging clue! create a distraction!”
joe: “fire! fire!”
john (nine minutes later in a men’s cubicle): “aaaaah…”
also known as cluedo in england (were it originated)
is a cl-ssic “whodunit” board game. the players try to find out who killed mr. bobby in his own estate. the original game consists of:
-9 rooms (hall, lounge, dinning room, kitchen, ballroom, conservatory, billiard room, library, and study)
-6 weapons (rope, wrench, candle stick, revolver, knife, and a lead pipe)
-6 characters
dr. black/mr. bobby- the murdered character
professor plum- the intellectual absent-minded professor
mrs. peac-ck- elder, wealthy and attractive dame whose been widowed one too many times…..
mr. green- the hypocritical evangelist or tyc–n (in some versions)
mrs. white- the frazzled maid
colonel mustard- the military man
miss scarlet- s-xy and cunning. the stock femme fatale character (my personal fav)
—on august 8, 2008, hasbro redesigned and updated (changed) the board, characters, weapons, and rooms.
player: “i can never win clue. i have no idea who the killer could be”
me: “i suggest it was miss scarlet, in the lounge, with a revolver”
word used in place of a positive adjective or noun you cant think of at the time.
thats cluey.
something to look for in order to solve a mystery or puzzle of some sort.
during the scavenger hunt, braydon found a clue on his gf’s facebook page. he found it as a subt-tle in one of her earlier profile pictures. this clue would help him solve the scavenger hunt mystery!
another term for the male process of getting an erection , usually occurs when looking at p-rnographic images or thinking of chantelle
jesus christ harriot im getting such a raging clue
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