Clumsy thumbsy
when you’re fingering a girl and you “accidentally” put a finger in her b-tthole
stacy: wtf?!
dan: sorry i guess i’m a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
stacy: wtf?!
dan: sorry i guess i’m a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
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