Clumsylingus
what don knotts would do if he were going down on you – awkward, uncoordinated oral s-x performed on a woman.
the good news is, he went down on me for a half hour. the bad news is… he performed clumsylingus. i think he spilled a drink in me too. unbelievable.
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