Clunge Sponge
a cute dog, baby or absolute lad who attracts females like they’re going out of fashion.
have you seen dave’s new puppy? absolute clunge sponge!
tampon
once a month she reached for her trusty clunge sponge to avoid any unsightly mexican lipsticks
british underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.
made famous by jack whitehall on british tv program qi (episode: j06-joints).
man (pointing at his face): oy babes, check this out! i call it the clunge sponge!
clunge beard metros-xual peac-cking qi
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