Clunk
(adj): the act of getting drunk in a cl-ssy manner. a cousin of crunk and opposite of trunk.
person 1: how’d the party go last night?
person 2: it was great! we had wine, champagne, and smelly cheese. we were getting real clunk until the birthday girl let someone write c-mdumpster on her leg.
the sound made when a larger metaphorical dagger falls to the ground. after an even more harsh comment is made. see clink
“you’re a fat pr-ck, mate”
“ooh, clunk”
(v): the act of getting drunk in a cl-ssy manner. a cousin of crunk and opposite of trunk.
person 1: how’d the party go last night?
person 2: it was great! we had wine, champagne, and smelly cheese. we were getting real clunk until the birthday girl let someone write c-mdumpster on her leg.
an overwieght individual who is uncaring about his weight and is proud of it. eats for enjoyment and loves it with a p-ssion. most likly a adolescent boy.
look at the clunk licking his own t-ts.
when a woman’s cl-toris is so large it may be seen as resembling a man’s junk. a combination of the words cl-t and junk = clunk.
did you see joanie laurer’s video? check out her clunk!
one’s t-st-cl-s, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.
see also clang.
f-cker tried to kick my clunk.
clunk (n): the act of killing in one or finishing off an opponent in halo with a strike to the back of the head/back of the face/right in the spine with the melee attack of your chosen weapon. it is best used having approached your opponent unawares, in a sniping match for example and having a “clunk” as the final kill is particularly gratifying.
also as verb: “to clunk” and as an exclamation having completed the above action. see also wingo
as noun: “that was such a clunk”
as verb: “i clunked you soooo hard!”
as exclamation following the clunk: “clunk!” (often pr-nounced “cloonk”!)
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