clunker

much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so f-cking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge “clunka clunka” noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.
“god f-cking d-mn, joshs car is such a clunker”
an ugly piece of sh-t car that you should be embarr-ssed to drive.

usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it’s worth 2 cents.
check out sara’s clunker. she’s as ugly as her car.

if cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.
anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. may also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.
“i hate to say but today’s been a real f-ckin’ clunker, know what i mean?”
a half full beer left over from the party the night before.
i came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers.
a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they’re creepy. beware.
when i went to take out my recycling, i saw a clunker outside waiting for me. ahhhhh!
clunkers are boots or shoes that are too large for the persons foot and they essentially clunk when a step is taken. if your toes are and inch away from the toe of the shoe/boot then you are basically wearing clunkers.
‘she tripped over her clunkers because they were too big’
1 ‘why’d you get shoes too big for your feet?’
2 ‘there clunkers, i needed big shoes i can walk through mud with. and the clunkers i don’t care about getting dirty.’
1 ‘that’s stupid’
2 ‘thank you’
a joke that’s funny, but not witty at all. like a pun. often very obvious jokes. related to ‘clunky’. often “d’oh” and silences follow these “jokes”.

people that make these clunkers generally think they are hilarious, but they are not. they are just idiots.
amy: man that geometry test was tough.

jeremy: yeah, but remember, without geometry, life is pointless ! ! -laughs loudly-

amy: d’oh. that’s not even funny jeremy, that’s a f-cking awful clunker.

jeremy: do you want to go on a date?

amy: no you f-cktard.