Cluntoris
a gigantic, and beastly form of a cl-toris that swallows everything including light. similar to a black hole, it can also be identified to look similar to a victim of the texas chainsaw m-ssacre. the cluntoris should be avoided, as it will eat any man’s genitalia who comes in contact with it. the odor of the cluntoris resembles the odor left behind in the concentration camps of the holocaust. only a true man can overcome a cluntoris during intercourse, and hump the monster into submission. several men will come in contact with a cluntoris, and ask themselves; “is this a cluntoris, or just a huge cl-t?”, but by then, it is already too late. for you see, the cluntoris can read your mind.
“d-mn girl! on a first date? alright then! wait a second, what the h-ll is that?”
“i am cluntoris!”
“(m-ffled screams)”
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