clusterflutterer
a balloon filled with m&ms, then wrapped in duct tape. the mohave indians believed these to protect against evil women, and gave it its distinct name. often used as a talisman to ward off psychob-tches.
i didn’t want that b-tch ashlee to keep bugging me, so i hung a cl-sterflutterer over my bed.
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