clusterfuckarchy
top definition
occurs when a group of twits in power sit down to resolve something incredibly simple and start asking questions such as, “wouldn’t it be great if…!” or “what about if we just added…?”. the end result is that the simple goal becomes unbearably c-mbersome, inefficient, redundant, or just plain stupid as the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who came up with the plan in the first place.
jane: did you hear about the board’s decision about installing a coffee machine in the break room?
martha: yeah. that cl-sterf-ckarchy couldn’t decide on anything. decaf or not? organic or regular milk? lattes or cappuccinos? and all we wanted was a cup of joe. it’s a wonder this company runs at all with dumbf-cks like them at the wheel.
jane: word.
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