clut
brit slang: a clumsy person.
you might want to move those lead crystal gl-sses as tom is a right clut when he’s stoned.
someone who tends to trip over nothing and everything.
amanda is such a cluts, she triped over her own foot today at school. it was quite funny.
refers to money, cash, notes etc. slang term and is most often used by teens.
‘nah…can’t i aint got no clut’
a well coiffed patch of hair above the lady bits extending down the sides like a long moustache.
a mullet mound.
something that makes a clean shaven man look like burt reynolds if he went down on it.
“how do you wear it down there, girlfriend?”
“i have a clut.”
“a few more months and i’ve got a clut.”
clut, cross between a sl-t and a c-nt…. if you’re a girl and you’re a clut…. your screwed
emily is a clut, she has s-x with all the guys in the cl-ss.
( clut) a cl-ssy sl-t.
man 1: yea she even swallows.
man 2: man she sounds like a real clut
the part of your body where your -ss cheek meets your thigh.
don’t be a wh-r-, and wear shorts that show your clut.
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