Clutch Time
that time of the year when you show your ability to perform under high pressure, overcome all odds, and complete all procrastinated homework that lay before you. it’s the most stressful time of year and your chance to prove that you’re a steve nash and not a lebron. failure is not an option. it doesn’t matter where or how you complete your work as long as it gets done.
“oh sh-t whats jeremy doing sitting under the stairs?”
“i have two words for you. clutch time”
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