clutteration
noun.
clutteration is the -ssortment of useless but decorative objects, such as china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
once clutteration is advanced, it will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
i came home and found my wife had put an aromatherapy set on my bedside table and ‘tidied away’ the book i was reading. total clutteration!
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