clypto
a person who has a clypto disorder- in which the person fears social interactions, making decisions, and has a spastic colon
a friend of mine is a clypto and barely ever leaves her room, except to run to the bathroom.
a person who has a clyptomanic disorder
a friend of mine is a clypto and takes things from people just to see if they’ll notice and then randomly starts dancing when they don’t notice anything is missing.
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