cmfo
acronym for ‘crying my face off.’ often used in games after losing to another player or when speaking emotionally online about relationships or anything related to crying.
i can’t believe i lost! i’m going to bed cmfo.
when she dumped me i was cmfo, but later i was like wtf!?
chief mother f-cking officer
that lady killer just made it rain again at the club tonight -he is one cmfo
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