cmrn
call me right now.
exmpls:
facebook status & comments:
vivian jackson (vivvy issohappy jackson) says: okay. fml.
tina ruiz: aww what’s wrong baby?
john beck: shut up you’re always smiling.
vivian jackson: :/ shut up john. and tee, i don’t really wanna post it here…
tina ruiz: ohman, it’s not about that thing you were talking about yesterday is it!!!?
vivian jackson: 🙁
tina ruiz: oh my god, vivvy d: fk. cmrn
or….
something really bad happens, and you need to talk, so you write on a friend’s wall: cmrn
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