cmt
stands for certified m-ssage therapist
she went to school to be a cmt, that is why her m-ssages are so good.
getting incredibly drunk and being unable to act like a human therefore taking the form of an animal such as a unicorn, slug or bendy lesbian.
person 1: “how was last night?”
person 2: “ah yeah pretty good, just got a bit cmt’d”
person 1: “nice!”
a shorthand version of the word comment, usually used on sites like mysp-ce.
i just added some new pix… cmts would be nice.
i’ll cmt you back.
a slang term usually used in a text message meaning—- curled my toes.
rose:
“so katie how was s-x last night with kevin?”
katie:
“omg it cmt!!!!!”
a cable network that claims to play country, but mostly only plays the excruciating pop crossover cr-p that is ruining what was left of decent country. watching this “new country” cr-p makes me feel as if it’s crushing my t-st-cl-s.
i just saw faith hill on cmt singing “this kiss”. makes me want to take this 30 ot 6 and shut this b-tch up. centripical is not a word, faith!
a so called ‘gang’ in southwest dorset. yes that’s right… dorset. right in the heart of the countryside. cmt stands for contemptuous mindless tw-ts. however they like to think it stands for criminal minded thugs. cl-ssy name eh?! cmt is made up by a few small boys, whom like to swagger as they walk, and wear scarves round their faces. presumably because they get chilly noses. other dress codes include very cheap materials usually from cheap sport outlets. they buy them a few sizes too big so that the clothes drape from them. this is because they cannot afford a new wardrobe every year, so they need to plan for the future and buy clothes for now, and when they grow up. they released a soundtrack, to which many people laughed at. it was one of the cmt boys drivelling mindless words, showing how dense he was. cmt will inevitably end up in prison, making fond aqquaintence with the other gentlemen in the showers.
‘hi james!’
‘yo, f-ck ya mum. my name aint james it be tweetie pie birdy and i iz from ctm…no, wait… cmt. i maked a sound track…’banged my mum and my sister one week ago, im pretty proud so i’ll say it out loud yeahh im a h-m-…’
acronym for chief marketing technologist, the person responsible for all marketing-oriented technology in a company. like a cto just for the marketing department.
the cmt reports to the cmo and the cio.
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