cnb

short for c-cked n blown. someone or something that is messed up
“see that downs guy over there?”

“yeah he’s totally cnb”
certified nurse’s b-tch. it’s a certified nurse’s aide who works in a hospital and the nurses are having him/her do everything, including simple things, when the unit is super busy.

generally, it’s the lazy nurses who don’t want to do the easy work (i.e. retrieve water for a patient)
nurse betty is told by a patient that she wants some water. instead of nurse betty getting it, she tracks down danny and asks him to get it. danny tells sheila “i’m not a certified nurse’s aide anymore, i’m a c.n.b!” sheila asks “what’s c.n.b.?” danny tells her “certified nurses b-tch!”
c-ck and b-lls

used by the inhabitants of austrey and dordon, marc, jack, sam, jamie and gareth. use this word to descrice a p-n-s.

vefy commical when used on another mans coursework…
“why the h-ll is there a c’n’b on ma work!?!”
“i had the urge to draw a d-ck farm”
abbreviation for “conceited narcissistic b-tch”.
a: look at her att-tude; what a cnb.
b: yeah totally.
c-ck n b-lls

originated by the ballers at whs
get outta my face u little cnb
cnb is actually a character thought up on the bus my friend and i in 8th grade. his body is two b-lls (for his feet) and the shaft and head make up the rest. he is often smiling, and always flipping the bird.
d-mn…mr.cnb would kick pikachu’s -ss.
acronym for “cast & blast,” an outing where you take a carpetbagging yankee co-worker, who has neither shot a gun nor been deep sea ocean fishing, to do both. preferably, you take said yankee to a destination frequented by southern rednecks, such as panama city beach, h-m-s-ssa, or myrtle beach. if the yank is not humiliated and sufficiently southernized by this experience, you quit your job within the following twelve months and refuse to work with him ever again. if he is sufficiently southernized, you still quit your job because no one wants to work with yankees, but you repeat the trip annually.
habsul: “that carpetbagging yank kazack is terrible and ridiculous. he came in the other day, and i immediately got a huge douche b-mp.”

bling: “i agree. let’s take him to pcb on a cnb and see if we can southernize him. i’ll bring the chach.”

kazack: “a cnb? are you serious? let me get my gel and i am there. should be wicked fun.”