co-worker
another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. outside of work, you would never want to -ssociate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, “yeah, there’s the idiot that stole your squadcar right there officer”.
doublet-rds: sitting in adjacent office cubicle dude, what if you like ate your own p–p…and then cr-pped that out, would the result be like..double t-rds?! lol dang i am funny!
workerbee: hmmm. are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the idiot planet?
doublet-rds: what? i remember this one time, there was this dude in high school, and man he was cool, i wanted to be that dude…
workerbee: looks around at other office workersis it friday yet? can we just say it is friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just leave..
doublet-rds: i am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are bestest friends..
i think i will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, just let me call her now…
workerbee: ok, i’m out! whew, i just suddenly got very ill, something came over me…see you all on monday!! runs from cubicle
dim-witted pieces of sh-t you must be with at work.
“who is he?”—oh, that is just one of my co-workers.
an orker of cows; not to be confused with “coworker”, which is a person who works with you. many, if not all of the problems you face on the job can be traced directly to the intervention of cow orkers.
i ain’t workin’ with him! he’s a bl–dy cow orker!
1. a person, who shares a common work environment, who -ssists or has similar duties as oneself.
2. same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
my co-worker jane didn’t send the forms to finance and now i lost my vacation because of it!
a deliberate misspelling of co-worker, to amuse oneself or others.
one of my cow-orkers gave his two weeks notice after winning the lottery.
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