coach cartering
a verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to citizen cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium
guy 1: “dude, have you seen mike lately?”
guy 2: “nah man, i hear he’s been coach cartering a lot”
guy 1: “d-mn…”
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