Coachella Hoes
those basic as sh-t indie kids who show up at coach-lla to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. often white girls.
person a: why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? and is that a feathered headdress?? isn’t that kind of racist???
person b: i don’t know man, she’s probably one of those coach-lla hoes. they pull that kind of sh-t all the time.
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coach-lla hoe: -wears bindi-
actual hindu person: could you not do that please? the bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
coach-lla hoe: but it’s so cute! i love it! exotic! lets instagram this moment!
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